What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:01

-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”